when you wake up and you’er on your period
if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons
Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks
tbh i can’t imagine changing my vocabulary when i get older and it’s so surreal
like i’ll meet my buddies at the shuffleboard place and i’ll be all “sup fucking nerds you’re gonna get wrecked”
It has been brought to my attention that “Gay Rights” is limiting the scope of this community. I meant to say LGBTQ+ Rights. Where you see “Gay Rights” in my Marina Silva post please substitute “LGBTQ+ Rights”
mark ruffalo is perfect goodbye
I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.
It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!
I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA
how did you fuck up bagged milk so badly……
butbutbut why is your milk brown
I’m gonna take a guess and say it’s chocolate